1. Every full moon you go outside and howl

2. When your friends ask you about it you say you are calling your mate.

3. You believe you were a wolf in a past life

4. You insist on not shaving because you think you look more wolf-like

5. You check your calendar daily for when the next full moon is.

6. You have the dates of the full moons for the next 5 years memorized

7. You've looked up the name "Lupin" in every phone book on the planet

8. You attempted to perform "Avada Kedavra" on your physciatrist when she told you that Remus was a fictional character

9. You call every boy you date "Remus" much to their discomfort

10. You declared yourself the official fifth Marauder

11. You purposally let the wolf on exhibit at the nature preserve bite your neck

12. You think that "once in a blue moon" means every full moon that Remus doesn't come to you

13. You steal wolves from the zoos around your hometown and keep them in your bedroom and tell your parents that they are for a school project when they ask about them

14. You patrol the streets on a full moon looking for a glimpse of any fur and when you see the fur you take out your wand (really a bread stick) and yell "Accio"

15. You've bought every wolf stuffed animal you've seen and they're all named Remus

16. You've started an "I Hate Sirius Black" club because you find Remus so much hotter

17. You ordered 1000 "I Luv Remus" pins that you have on every peice of clothing you own

18. You think the next book should be renamed "Remus Lupin and the Order of Pheonix"

19. You refer to the Marauders as the Lupins

20. You strongly believe that the only true Marauder was Remus

21. You think that Harry's real dad is Remus

22. You cry every time you finish the 3rd book

23. You've drawn your initials + RL = Luv 4 Ever on every notebook you own

24. You were given detention for engraving your name and his in the biggest tree behind school

25. You had a long discussion with the school councilour after you were caught poking the tree by your school with a long stick, and yelling at it "Stop Moving Already!"

26. You spend every waking moment combining your name with Lupin on every piece of paper you can find

27. You ask the nice men in the long white jackets when Remus is coming to visit you; they respond with a needle of happy liquid

28. You've sent letter after letter to "Remus Lupin, Shrieking Shack, Hogsmeade, Great Britain" only to get them returned

29. You ask every guy on the street that has a long brown beard if they have come to take you away; you jump for joy when any one of them answers yes

30. You call your dad mean names when he refuses to get you a wolf

31. You beg your parents to take you to Great Britain, but can't find plane tickets to Hogsmeade

32. You've created a support group called "WLWW" (We Love WereWolves)

33. You call yourself a vegetarian, but wear a fur jacket once every month

34. You threaten to curse anyone who tells you werewolves aren't real

35. You bet a million dollars on an item at eBay because you thought it belonged to Remus

36. You spent weeks learning Roman history because you think that it was Remus's history

37. You strike up a conversation with anyone you meet about werewolves; 9 out of 10 walk slowly away with weird looks on their faces

38. When asked what your favorite pet was in class, you respond "Remus Lupin"

39. When the phone rings you answer it with "Remus, is that you?"

40. You call up all your guy friends to ask them if they have seen Remus lately; In result, you don't have many guy friends

41. You suspect Sirius for kidnapping Remus, so put up wanted posters all over town

42. You dedicate your favorite song (Blue Moon) to Remus every night on the radio

43. Your dad had to put bars on your window to keep you from sneaking out every month

44. You like guys with shaggy brown hair

45. You ask your Dad to get you a pet wolf every full moon

46. When introducing your self as "The soon-to-be Mrs. {your name} Lupin"

47. You think that every girl looking at you is jealous because your dating Remus

48. You stopped talking to your best friend when she said that Sirius was much better looking

49. Every page in your diary has "Remus is coming for me today" written on it

50. You're still staring at your screen reading these